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Park Skiers Demand Trumps Wall Have Good Tranny

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As Trump signs executive action to have a border wall built, a mass of protesters came out to make demands of their own. Among the usual anti-Trump protesters were a slew of SoCal park skiers wanting to “Make wall-rides great again.” The group cited the 20 billion dollar project could be the biggest grind ever done. Chant Borsley, a self-described Lake Tahoe Park Rat, argued that no one in the history of park skiing or snowboarding has ever greased a 2000 mile wall ride. “That wall is a pretty stupid idea. I mean, I haven’t had a problem with illegal Mexican immigrants tracking out a Squaw pow day. Can you build the wall around LA instead? And damn is there some good taco trucks in the Northstar parking lot. I’m just saying, if you want me to get behind that wall, you better make a good drop-in for it, or a tow-in winch.”

Head of construction has been having considerable difficulty finding labourers to construct the proposed barrier. “Our company takes advantage of the hard working Mexican labourers so commonly found in the Southern US. But…..ummm, they’re all going to be stuck on the wrong side of the wall. Do you happen to know of 25,000 American labourers who can do rebar without stopping to check their phone every 30 seconds?”

Trump himself got involved after being sent a flood of emails about modifications to be made to the structure. In a press release he said “I don’t understand what these skier kids are trying to tell me. They want me to make a Gnar Wall? That’s a type of dolphin or whale or something? I know skiers don’t want illegal Mexicans in their mountains. I mean, just the other day I heard some Aspen locals talking about how much they hate El Nino.”

Note From the Editor: This is obviously a satire article. Or at least it should be obvious.

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