This is just about as good as it gets. Wish we'd been there to video document this heroic tale of, well, a man in Vail who half fell off a high-speed quad chair, and ended up dangling off the chair, bare-assed, for the world to see. 

We spotted the full story on The Smoking Gun blog,  along with this shot from Marty Odom that hopefully they don't mind us using. 

Photo: martyodm@gmail.com