To get the real dirt on whistler freeskier Jonny Law, and his Gaper Day alter ego Nacho Libre, we reeled them both in for an interview at Doglotion headquarters. Suspiciously, we couldn't get them into the room at the same time, and come to think of it, we can't recall EVER having seen them together. Why is that anyway? Strange. 

The moment you've all been waiting for. OK, correction, the moment Jonny Law has been waiting for, along with the other gapers and gorbies who turned out in droves for Gaper Day 2009.

When the only living souls on Blackcomb Mountain are a hodge-podge mix of weirdos ripping around in jeans, one-piece suits, wetsuits, and Sumo outfits, you know that either the world is coming to a disturbing and twisted end, or its the last day of Blackcomb's winter season - aka - Gaper Day 2009!

This weekend, yes WEEKEND, May 2 & 3, we were shredding epic spring corn laps from the top of Glacier Express on Blackcomb to the bottom of Crystal Chair and beyond, without passing a single person. Just one or many ways you can tell the 2009 TELUS World Ski & Snowboard Fest has come to a close. That, and the ringing in the back of your ear's if you were here for it.

Mayday Mayday! Its coming, its coming! Like it or not, the winter season is coming to an end in the Pacific Northwest, and that means only one thing... Gaper Day 2009 - A Saucer Boy Tribute! With the epic turn outs in '07 and '08, gapers and gorbies have been taking it to new levels in the last few years, and 2009 will be no exception.

It's midnight on Monday April 20, already a third of the way through the biggest 10 day ski & snowboard party on the planet, and we've finally got a spare minute to bring you up to speed on the event! Because the party died down? Nope, just taking 1st period break.

Custard's last stand. The last hurrah. End of an era. Whatever you want to call it, SIA, the Snowsports Industry Alliance, just hosted it's final (for now) epic party (I mean tradeshow) in the city of eternal sin, Las Vegas. Doglotion had to be there to document it. Here's how it went down, in no particular order.

There sat the world's population, bewildered and confused about the state of the earth as we knew it. Bankers committing suicide, ski resorts getting avalanched on, hollywood stars making too many babies, and a child named Adolf Hitler being removed from school and family because of his name. Mundane at best.

And then SCHBLAAAAM! Doglotion.com launched an all-new website, and the world was never the same.

Good times were had by all on Thursday night at the TGR 'Under the Influence' Premiere and after party put on by Doglotion and Mountain Madness. Well except for two drunk teenie-boppers who paid their cover, stumbled into the bar, and had no idea what they were in store for when the Gaper Day 2008 premiere kicked off the show!

Oh yes, it happened. If you were there, you'll never be the same. If you weren't there, you'll have no choice but to live life wondering how much more complete you might feel - having experienced Gaper Day - Whistler - 2008.